Monday 26 September 2011

5 Things We Learnt From Watching Football This Weekend - Week Six

1. Howard Webb might just be a homer.
Over the past couple of years Howard Webb has often been criticised for being Man Utd’s “12th man.”  Whilst it’s true that any sort of contact in the box tends to result in a penalty at Old Trafford, not to mention the fact that Nemanja Vidic would presumably have to shoot someone to get sent off, it’s also now apparent that these woeful indiscretions always occurred at home. What’s also apparent is that wherever he goes, Howard Webb seems incapable of not giving the lion share of decisions to the team playing on their own turf.  In 4 games already this season Webb has made huge, home favouring calls in his matches.  This Saturday was no different as Webb brandished out yellow cards whenever Everton players breathed on their expensive, delicate counterparts.  The point represented most strikingly when Tim Cahill was given a somewhat mystifying yellow card for Vincent Kompany stamping on him.  Webb is an accomplished international ref and it looks increasingly clear that the reason he struggles more in the Prem is being unable to find a neutral middle ground.  If it in doubt, the decision will always go with the home team.  Yorkshires finest could do with manning up a little bit...

2. Rooney remains key to Utd’s challenge.
With Dimitar Berbatov devoid of confidence and Michael Owen starved of the service he craves, Utd looked toothless on Saturday without their talisman and most creative force.  Hernadez and Welbeck are both fine and promising players, but they all need one man to make them shine and that man was sat at home watching a Beyonce concert and tweeting.  Ferguson’s refusal to buy a Sneijder like player hasn’t really been noticed so far and, contrary to some commentators , that hasn’t been justified by the fine start made to the season by Anderson and Cleverly.  The point has been moot because Rooney has been playing in the hole in a fluent 4-2-3-1 formation.  To say it’s been successful would be an understatement.  Rooney has been man of the match in every game he’s played for Utd so far and his movement, passing and finishing have been of the highest calibre.  Without him, Utd have a problem because Nani is too selfish (although he can thankfully score the odd wonder goal) and Young too static.  4-4-2 is now a dated system, especially away from home and Utd were easily kept at bay by Stoke.  Unless Ferguson is confident that Rooney can play 50 games this year, a small rethink may be required.

3. QPR can consider themselves hard done by.
Eventually salvaging a point in comedic circumstances, QPR were much the better team for all but around 5 minutes of yesterdays match up with Aston Villa.  They were behind owing to an invisible penalty and then had two more valid appeals of their own turned down by a ref who was seemingly trying to redress the balance caused by Howard Webb.  Slick in midfield and solid at the back, QPR are however in desperate need for a striker who isn’t from the Championship school of thinking.  They should still stay up however, especially given they can reinforce again in January.  As for Villa, they are fast becoming an even more boring team than Birmingham, if such a thing is possible.  Toothless without Darren Bent they also seem to have unearthed a player, in Charles NZogbia, who makes David Ginola look like he put a shift in.  McCleish still has work to do.

4. Kenny is going to have to make hard decisions for Liverpool to succeed.
6 months out or not, Steven Gerrard is far too good a player not to be in Liverpool’s first XI for next weekend’s Merseyside derby.  So far Kenny’s selections have been a mixed bag, refusing to regularly accommodate Dirk Kuyt, play Carroll one minute and drop him the next and sticking to a midfield four that is far from firing on all cylinders.  When Pool look good they look very good and that’s mainly due to the form of Luiz Suarez, who was again oddly taken off on Saturday with the match still finely poised.  Can you imagine Ferguson or Wenger taking off Rooney and Van Persie with 20 minutes left and the game 2-1?  Kenny either needs to master the art of rotation or choose his first XI and stick with it for 4 or 5 games.  At this stage, it’s unclear whether he knows what the latter is and Gerrard’s return has made his decision all the more harder.

5. Relegation will be another large scale scrap this year.
Whilst still early days, I’ve seen enough so far of every team to convince me that, on any given day, pretty much anybody in this league could win, draw or lose.  Even taking the big 3 clubs as read, it’s still no clearer beneath that if anyone is capable of putting together an unbeaten run of 10 or 12 games to really make a charge up the table.  Four teams remain unbeaten and if Newcastle have been good value for their points, the same certainly can’t be said for Aston Vila who have drawn all but one of their games in an often coma inducing fashion.  Of the relegation contenders only QPR look like they should be safe, but you can add West Brom, Blackburn, Wigan, Fulham & Bolton to the teams alongside Norwich and Swansea who look like they could be in serious trouble.  Indeed, if you add Wolves and QPR to that list you’re already talking about half the table that could conceivably find themselves in a relegation scrap.  Still, it all keeps it exciting doesn’t it... and if a couple of big boys find themselves down there in March... all the better.


Monday 19 September 2011

5 Things We Learnt From Watching Football This Weekend - Week Five

1. The Premiership, time to tear up the weekly prediction slip.
Whilst the overall predictions of many pundits tends to eventually come to pass, trying to guess what will happen in each weekend of the Premier League continues to prove a genuine challenge.  The odds on Fulham coming back to draw with Man City were over 50/1 – yet that is what happened as elsewhere every promoted team cruised to victory in seemingly tricky fixtures.  38 goals were rattled in during easily the most entertaining weekend yet.  High flying Stoke were brought down to earth with a bump by a free scoring Sunderland and Liverpool were crushed by Spurs in the worst display yet of the Dalglish era.  Roll on next weekend for more thrills, spills and never easy to call match ups...

2. Is it time to blame the coaching, not the players?
As I was sat watching the most entertaining game of the season so far at Blackburn, I was struck by whether it’s time to stop blaming Wenger’s signings and start pointing the finger at his defensive coaches (and indeed him).  It doesn’t seem to happen these days, if someone plays poorly they’re called a poor signing not a poorly coached player.  Wenger blamed confidence for his defence once again resembling papier-mâché, but surely it is his job to build that confidence back up.  Most of his defenders over the past 5 years have got worse rather than better under his tutorage and surely he needs to rethink his methods.  The same, it has be said, is true of AVB.  Already Chelsea look a more fluent attacking unit than they did under Ancoletti, but their defence is being carved open in ways that never would have happened under Jose.  Have Terry, Cole and co just got worse?  Or are they not being coached to the same level?  The truth, as ever, probably lies somewhere in between...

3. Bolton look fragile.
The opening weekend and a 4 nil away win looks a long time ago for Bolton.  Since then they’ve shipped 13 goals in four matches and this Saturday were well beaten at home... by Norwich.  Granted they’ve had some tough fixtures, but Owen Coyle will be concerned at how easily his players are being taken apart.  Paul Robinson is a solid player, but he is all too easily undone by anyone who can actually run.  Elsewhere Gary Cahill appears to be playing so far forward he may as well be in midfield and Zat Knight has morphed into Titus Bramble at his peak of ineptitude.  Given their next games are Arsenal and Chelsea, they need to get themselves organised and fast.  Although at least they’ll probably score against the former...

4. Retrospective punishment for dives? Please... pretty please.
For all the arguments about video and goal line technology one of the things that tends to get overlooked is how easy it would be for players to be retrospectively punished for shameless simulation.  I’m not asking for miracles here, but why can’t the ref look through the match after it’s finished (as they do anyway) and include anything they may have missed in their report? The FA says doing such will take away from a ref’s power but I’d argue the exact opposite.  Refs are ultimately fallible and it’s almost impossible with the speed of today’s game to determine what contact there is in real-time.  Give them the power to slow things down and stamp out this cheating that has infected the game across the world.  This weekend featured at least three stone wall, no contact dives that would be stopped if the refs handed out yellow or red cards post match.  And not just that, but why should only Klasnic be given a red card for resting his head against the opposition defender? Yes it was stupid, but why is the defender who went down like he’d been butted by a rhino not being punished? It’s cheating and pathetic and if he hadn’t done it Klasnic wouldn’t have been sent off and, more importantly, I wouldn’t have got minus 2 fantasy football points...

5. Have there ever been more clear chances missed in a Utd v Chelsea match...
Sunday’s form book wasn’t ripped up with this result, but the manner of which it was achieved with two teams who normally play out a cagey affair was simply crazy.  An end to end basketball match with almost zero regard for defending gave anyone watching a royal treat and both managers a near heart attack.  Phil Jones is a fine player, but a stay at home, marshal of the defence ala Vidic he is not.  Himself, along with Ivanovic, Boswinger & Evra were often the furthest forward players in a match that saw over 30 chances, a missed penalty and FOUR all but open goals go begging.  On top of them all of course, a miss that will live in infamy.  Move over Ronnie Rosenthal, there’s a new kid in town... - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/sportvideo/footballvideo/8772864/Chelseas-Fernando-Torres-misses-open-goal-against-Manchester-United.html

Sunday 11 September 2011

Five Things We Learnt From Watching Football This Weekend – Week Four


1. The stardust is back.
Last season had its moments, but in the most part it was a war of attrition and mediocrity that saw the lowest ever points total to be Champions, a relegation scrap that started at 8th and the player of the year coming from the team that finished bottom.  This season, for better or worse, the top teams (Utd, City, Stoke) have come out all guns blazing with performances that have bordered on the ridiculously good.  Already Aguero and Rooney are going toe to toe in an early top scorer shoot out, whilst behind them Anderson has been reborn as the creative hub of Utd’s midfield.  Meanwhile, David Silva’s performances have been so sublime it makes grown men weep to think that he can’t even get in Spain’s first eleven.  It’s still far too early to write off a stuttering Chelsea from the title, especially given the signing of the superb Mata and finally realising the way to score is simply not playing Fernando Torres… but whatever happens between now and May, this season looks set to give the league some truly world class performances again.  For now, the Prem doesn’t have to look enviously over to Spain & Germany to see where all the talent is…

2. Asmir Begovic is really, really good.
Stoke City remain unbeaten in all competitions this season and for all the talk about reconstructing Land of the Giants, it is in goal where they have unearthed the most polished diamond of them all.  Begovic had an unassuming start to his career at Portsmouth, mainly being loaned to every team in the country.  When Pulis picked him up 18 months ago and paid £3.25m for someone he described as “the best young keeper in the country,” people laughed.  Shifting an established international from the team in but a few months, Begovic has gone from strength to strength and has been in stunning form so far, conceding but a single goal in four league matches.  Indeed, having kept out both Chelsea and Liverpool in displays of aerial and acrobatic brilliance, it’s safe to say that nobody is laughing anymore.

3. Asamoah Gyan, what the fuck?
Having painted a picture of himself as just about the most likeable bloke in football, Asamoah Gyan completed a somewhat strange few months on Saturday by leaving Sunderland to go and play his football in the UAE.  Whichever way you flower it up, the decision to go and play in a total non-entity of a league when you’re not even at your peak and could play in any major league in the world for very, very good money… has to be called out for what it is.  A total disgrace.  Making Cashleigh Cole look like “not caring about money” by comparison, Gyan’s move is sadly systematic of the current state of football.  Fifa have to get a hold of the situation now, with wage caps and proper financial structures, before it just all gets out of hand.  For Gyan, all is not lost, even if nobody will now remember who he is in three years, he will at least have his music career to fall back on.  No… really - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjOb6OA3SVo

4. Wayne Bridge – all sympathy is now gone.
Amidst all the madness of deadline day it shouldn’t be forgotten that one man was quite content to be exactly that.  Five clubs offered Wayne Bridge a contract this summer; several more had bids or loans accepted by Man City.  Bridge wasn’t interested in any of them.  He has a nice pad, an attractive “celebrity” girlfriend (I’m way too old to actually know who the Saturday’s are) and currently trains by himself at his clubs multi-million pound complex.  He, in all likelihood, will probably not play for Man City all year and pick up £4.5m for the privilege. As of the close of last season, Wayne Bridge was actually amongst the top 50 best paid football players in Europe.  He may be less of a cunt than John Terry, but when the dust settles, he’s still a fucking cunt.

5. Swansea are gonna struggle.
Four games in and yet to find a goal, Swansea looked about as likely to score as an eunuch this weekend against a badly misfiring Arsenal team that still contains the calamitous figure of Laurent Koscielny marshalling their defence.  Whether scything down strikers, being caught out of position or just passing straight to the opposition, Koscielny was indebted to his new centre back and keeper this weekend for somehow keeping a clean sheet.  He was also indebted though to a side that looked about as penetrative as a marshmallow.  Swansea pass the ball well and have some decent players, but if you don’t score at least 40-50 goals a season in this league the simple facts are you’ll go down.  So far their fans can at least cling to the fact that Norwich haven’t started any better and Blackburn look appalling, but it’s still a struggle wondering how any of the other 17 teams will finish below them.  Overall, not a good weekend for the Welsh…