After a dramatic few days of football this weeks predictions are delivered as if they're a series of suspicious criminal allegations:
Sunderland v West Brom
Sunderland win twice in a row? I don't believe it for a second. Not with the Baggies all bouncing to the same beat. Away win, maybe a draw if there's a fist fight or two.
Everton v Norwich
The most improved team in the top flight take on the Toffees in their backyard. What's that? You can shoot people for trespassing now? Their could be a lot of dead Canaries here... Home win.
Man Utd v QPR
This could get uglier than a Liverpool player on a night out. Have the board given Mark Hughes one more game as a form of torture? Will he be sent to the chair straight after the match? It's likely. Utd never lose three in a row. Big... big home win.
Stoke v Fulham
Without Fulham's Norse God at the back this could be a bit of flair vs GBH at the Britannia. The draw's the safe bet, but I reckon Stoke will escape with a minor caution and win this.
Wigan v Reading
Reading are off and running but likely to be done for speeding if they win again. Wigan are due a win and should get it here. Could be here today, Kone tomorrow for the Royals.
Azzzton Villa v Arsenal
Away win.
Swansea v Liverpool
Few subplots here and I think the Scouse will find it hard down on the coast. Nobody wants a day trip to Swansea at this time of year and it could be a case of spot the ASBO in the crowd and the pitch. Home win.
Saints v Newcastle
A goal fest fit for all the senses is predicted here. If you attend one entertaining riot all year, make it this one. 3 all draw.
Spurs v West Ham
Like picking a criminal out of a line of Russian billionaires, this game is very hard to call right. Chances are, they're all guilty. Is anyone getting these analogies at all? I'm just not sure this is working... anyone... Home win, just.
Chelsea v Man City
What a build up, what a week, what a potential treat, if you see one game this weekend... Nil Nil.
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