Monday, 20 November 2017

Five Things we've learnt from the Premier League - Week Twelve



Lady luck allows Wenger to silence critics
Arsenal deserved to win on Saturday. They were the better team for much of the 90 minutes, created more clear chances and, for once, out fought their opponents in every area. But big games are too often decided by key moments and it was a shame that this one at least started off that way. Arsenal’s opener should have been disallowed twice, firstly for an invisible foul and secondly for an offside. Spurs were right to be annoyed but their response was limp and “Spursy” even for them. They looked like a team bereft of ideas and they continue to strike a curious mix this year of looking unbeatable one minute and very easily beatable the next. 

For Wenger there was a degree of karma here. Most punters assumed Spurs would win convincingly and the Arsenal manager was finally rewarded by both a solid defensive display and a match winning performance by Ozil in a big match. The German was everywhere, pressing, tracking and creating. How frustrating it must be to see what he remains capable of, when so often he takes annual leave on key match days.

Arsenal have a very winnable run of fixtures between now and Christmas, with only the ghost of Mourinho looming over a 6 game run. If they can take this form forward and continue to strike a balance between defence and attack they remain a side capable of anything.

And by anything I mean finishing 4th.

Pogback
A goal, an assist, a match winning performance. The return of Paul Pogba was so impressive it managed to condemn Zlatan to a mere foot note. The sign of a truly great player is how much a team struggles without them in it, and after a slow return to the Premier League it’s becoming increasingly clear that Pogba may well be that player after all. The Frenchman controlled the tempo of the match throughout, and displayed a range of passing that would have made Paul Scholes blush. United look a different side with him in it, which is a good job for their fans as they’ve been largely toilet of late. A front four of Lukaku, Rashford, Martial and the continually underrated Mata combine enough pace, power and guile to threaten any defence when on song. Newcastle started the match well but were blown away second half and could have ended up losing by more.

United remain the only team with even a modicum of hope of stopping Man City this season, and to do so it’s clear they need to keep their main man fit and firing for the rest of the campaign. 

That and, you know… actually beating Man City. Twice.

Good luck with that.

Wilson helps himself as Terriers wilt
It’s been a long journey back to full fitness for Calum Wilson, but he was fully rewarded for his patience here with a terrific striker’s hat-trick. Wilson was superb and he and Josh King dovetailed to such effect that it made the wages currently being paid to the returning Jermain Defoe look farcically wasteful. Huddersfield meanwhile were woeful in the second half, so much so you had to keep checking that it was not them down to 10 men rather than the home team. Not only could they not take advantage of the extra man, they seemed to retreat into their shells and watch, statuesque as a superior, hungrier team consumed them.

Huddersfield look toothless away from home. Only Crystal Palace (literally, toothless) have scored less away from their own fans and they now have Man City, Arsenal and Chelsea in their next five fixtures. The Terriers remain in mid table, 2 points ahead of Bournemouth, but the momentum was only with one team here. Huddersfield need to regroup and fast before being dragged into the relegation battle many expected them to be contesting. 

Pulis finally pays the price for pessimism
2 wins in 21 matches saw Tony Pulis become the latest Premier League manager to bite the dust this weekend, following a spectacularly inept showing against a resurgent Chelsea. West Brom haven’t kept a clean sheet in 7 matches and when you lose your single, compelling selling point as a manager… you’re basically fucked.

West Brom have averaged less than a goal a game under Pulis, taking in over 100 league games. He is a manager who regards attacking with casual disregard and that sort of pragmatism is usually only acceptable when results are the trade-off.

Solomon Rondon, their main striker, has more bookings that goals this season and has now scored just twice in over 1000 minutes. Summer signing Jay Rodriguez has just two himself, despite playing almost every minute of the season. Shorn of last season’s 20 goal star forward, Gareth McAuley, West Brom have tumbled into the Abyss.

Quite literally given they seem to have appointed Gary Megson as their new manager. A man who I’m pretty sure died several years ago and has merely been reanimated. Still, if he can do a similar job on this West Brom side, he may well be remembered a hero after all.

Forgotten Chelsea stars continue to light up league
England’s new 100m superstar in waiting Ruben Loftus-Cheek tore apart. In a game week littered with standout turns, the two front runners for Player or the Season (no, really) once again delivered man of the match performances for their respective clubs. If De Bruyne’s brilliance has been apparent for some time, he is now making journalists everywhere reach for the thesaurus each week to find new ways to describe his luminescence. In a much more inconsistent team, Mo Salah has been anything but. The Egyptian’s arrival on Merseyside was greeted by more jeers than cheers but he has got better every game and now seems to have added finishing to his list of talents. Salah isn’t just quick, he is skilful and unusually adept at finding space. Indeed, the main key to him currently sitting on top the league’s scoring charts is because nobody has quite worked out how to mark him. If City’s attack is the best with the ball, Liverpool’s is still the best without out it. Say what you want about Klopp, but his ability to coach space management in to his forward players (yes, I just wrote that) is second to none. 

Team of the Weak

Lossl – one save, four conceded. Yes he was unprotected but none of the goals conceded were unstoppable.
Keane – allegedly a player Everton paid £25m for.
Hegazi – terrible performance from start to finish, the nadir of which was arguing with the referee for rugby tackling Hazard to the floor.
Cresswell – shot of confidence and bereft of quality.
Fernandez – symbolising Swansea’s lot at the moment and bang out of form.
Sissoko – absolutely bollocks, not worth the price of the shirt he’s in, let alone £30m.
Krychowiak – like Hegazi, has only served to make West Brom a worst side than last year.
Arnautovic – at this point, I almost half expect him to just sit down during a match.
Eriksen – was completely outshone by Ozill; Spurs need him to find his international form and fast.
Carroll – booed off by his own fans and was lucky to last that long.
Ibramimovic – returned to the team at the age of 36, some 2 months ahead of schedule and didn’t score with his one, incredibly difficult chance. Pathetic. 

Happy Hunting




Monday, 6 November 2017

Five Things we've learnt from the Premier League - Week Eleven



Lukaku and Jose fluff their lines again
It has now been 13 away games against “top six” opposition since Jose Mourinho won. And in that time his teams have scored a solitary goal. A derisory record that would make Arsene Wenger blush. United at least tried to attack Chelsea on Sunday, but they did so with very little threat and the complete lack of a centre forward who can lead his team from the front when the chips are down. Whereas Morata was a menace throughout, Lukaku looked like exactly the sort of player who we’ve seen so many times now in these type of matches. The common thinking was we couldn’t judge Lukaku properly as a “top, top” striker until we saw him in the bigger matches for United. Everton, after all, have largely been a collective embarrassment in the bigger fixtures for over a decade now. Well so far, so exactly the same then. No goals against Liverpool, Spurs or Chelsea in recent weeks have blotted his copy book once more and it’s in these type of games that United need a £70m striker to earn his wage. Lukaku is not missing easy chances, but he’s also not grabbing games by the scruff of the neck and he’s making it far too easy for centre backs to mark him out of the game. Against Spurs this was maybe acceptable, but judging by the way that Liverpool and Chelsea have defended this season… it certainly isn’t.

United now sit adrift of City as the final international break looms; and anyone who still doesn’t rate Paul Pogba only needs to look at how one note the team has been since he got injured. For Lukaku, he now has Newcastle, Brighton and Watford up next. The Belgian finds himself in the curious situation of if he finds his form and the net again in those matches… it will merely serve to prove his doubters right, rather than wrong.

Hammers Hammered again as Bilic departs
Another weekend, another woeful performance in front of their own fans by West Ham. It’s becoming increasingly hard to pick out individuals such is the collective incompetence, which is probably why the owners finally had enough this morning and gave Slaven Bilic the sack. Liverpool had to do little beyond bide their time and wait for West Ham to shoot themselves in the foot. Nobody profited more than Mohamed Salah, who now has an impressive 11 goals (more than anyone bar Kane in English football) in his second stint in the “greatest league on earth.” The Egyptian is in fine form and whilst his first was a gift, his second goal was a wonderful hit worthy of winning any game.

For West Ham, they head into the break in the relegation zone and with the haunting spectre of David Moyes looming on the horizon (I mean seriously guys – he’s not even like the best of the worst option out there, let alone the best). Still, it’s always darkest before the dawn lads, chin up*.
*it’s not – this is a ridiculous phrase, I don't care how cool a movie The Dark Knight is

City cantering to the title as Arsenal exposed again
The most obvious result of the weekend saw Manchester City never even bothering to get out of third gear to despatch a pathetic Arsenal side. Like a Lion playing with a wounded mouse, City teased and tortured Arsenal by refusing to do anything but sit back and wait for the mistakes to happen. Arsenal fans will cling to such positives as… well… actually scoring… but in truth this was yet another embarrassment for their side. Manchester City had ten, man over counter attacks during the match. Ten. Just think about that for a moment. Ten times City broke at pace from an Arsenal attack and had a 3 on 2, 4 on 3… or on one occasion, an astonishing 5 on 1. They scored from none of these opportunities. Their final ball, particularly from the otherwise superb Kevin De Bruyne, was chronically lacking and they let Arsenal off the hook time and time again. 3-1 flattered Wenger, who is now the most clueless manager in a decade of Premier League management. The season might be only 11 games old, but it’s hard to see how any team can catch this City side. Realistically they are going to have to stop them scoring at some stage. If they don’t, it won’t just be the title City claim, it will be every scoring record in league history along with it.

Swans capsize at home again
Swansea City lie in 19th position and have the worst home record in the top flight. They have lost 5 of their 6 home games this season, conceding 10 goals and scoring just 4. No other side has lost more than 3 times in front of their own fans and three of those teams have already sacked their managers.
With only one player who looks capable of scoring and a midfield almost uniquely devoid of any creativity, pace or dynamism, it’s hard to see how Swansea can improve quickly without grinding out 1 nils. All of this is a far cry from last season, when a Sigurdsson inspired team took an improbable 13 points from their last 15 available to steer themselves to safety. 

Swansea look in real trouble with as many games again (11) before they can bring in any new faces to freshen things up. Swans don’t usually make the menu at Christmas time, but if things don’t improve soon those better off than them will be having a festive feast at their expense.

Yeah.

I’m not sure that worked either. It was the Swansea City of tenuous analogies.

That’s better. Onwards…

Dyche delights on a shoestring… again
Burnley are 7th having lost as few matches (two) as any team in the league bar City. They don’t score a lot (10 in 11) but have the best defensive record outside of the top 3 and it’s obviously something to do with the management rather than the individual. A team currently missing 3 of their key 5 men from last season have actually improved their backline statistics and one wonders how much longer Sean Dyche can continue to defy his suitors and remain loyal to his club.

It is staggering, for example, that West Ham haven’t at least sounded him out regarding their position. Dyche is a hugely likeable manager and the work he has done at Burnley deserves huge recognition. Their home ground is a fortress, but this season they have defended well on their travels as well. If they could just add a genuine goal scorer, or a midfielder say with the vision of a Christian Gross over at Brighton, they could make a compelling case for being the best of the rest in a league that is increasingly looking two tiers.

Or three. With City in a league of their own.

Team of the Weak:
The West Ham back line, the Arsenal midfield and the Manchester United attack.

All three completely missing in action.

Police are still searching for Granit Xhaka with little hope of recovery.

See you all after the international break as the festive fixture fest finally starts to kick in.